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No one hails anymore, boomers, try texting. 😁🖖

"Where's the rest of our team?" "Still no re-spawns, sir."

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This reminds me of "some kind of" from Voyager.

Oh.. what a goOfy thumbnail 🤭🤣😩

The.. the thumbnail !!🤭🤣😱🤩👍🏼

I watched all five seasons of this show and could not have told you that there was a consistent communication officer named Bryce.

Everybody on Pike's bridge knows about Section 31. Strange.

Tilly always has a side of Ozempic with carrier pigeon dinner.

hahha thats awesome

Paramount+: Do you like NuTrek? The Fans: _<no response>_

When you compare the camera work and video effects from STD and old Trek-it's like comparing the War Room scenes from Doctor Strangelove and the Hell Tape from Event Horizon. (It looks even worse when I watch one of these videos at 2x. Yowie.)

Subspace static intensifies

"message has once again been received" oh yeah? how the fuck would you know that? did they send a message received handshake message before not responding? dumbasses

I have no response

Always check your spam folder before saying you've not heard from someone.

went all to the spam folder

I have no comment on this one

THAT LAST 90 SECONDS WAS A PURE GENIUS RABBIT HOLE...

Please can you do some videos of janeway destroying discovery with the clip from firing on the caretaker’s array, and sisco with the defiant. Enterprise could even have a go with the mirror defiant. After all, Picard always gets the fun on your videos. 😅

“No response.” I think that’s what all the Trekkies have been saying to this show for the last five seasons.

Let them eat static!

I think tilly sat on Bryce console and broke it, but he didn't want to fat shame her so he just went with no response.

Mr whoever you are, say you same line again please 😂

Simply awful.

Overview and Ranking of all Discovery Seasons here: ruclips.net/video/hJsBG9fCeag/видео.html Review of the last episode Part 1 here: ruclips.net/video/u-VYOHC6DFQ/видео.html Part 2 here: ruclips.net/video/ad3MUzeYyQQ/видео.html

Modern trek is AWFUL !!

This seems like only a fraction of the full list though admittedly I might also be thinking of _Picard_ since it had some of the more shocking moments.

I was wondering why I couldn't stand discovery and now I remember.

They're that short on energy that they've had to put solar panels down the whole length of the Golden Gate Bridge. Lol that town is so fk'd at the moment. It's run by imbeciles. Well that's what it looks like from my side of the Atlantic anyway.

the dwarf just recited lines. Saul embodied the part.

I still miss Nimoy‘s Spock.

Dialogue on this show is as bad as ever, and they can't leave any of this universe's mysteries demystified can they?

British slang one curse word on the whole planet DAMNED

There was a lot more wrong with Discovery than just this. Its woke leftist bullshit and WAY too many non-straight people guaranteed that it HAD to fail. Even if, ultimately, I ended up liking the rebooted Klingons quite a lot. And Lorca was by FAR a better Captain than Burnham ever was.

Overview and Ranking of all Discovery Seasons here: ruclips.net/video/hJsBG9fCeag/видео.html Review of the last episode Part 1 here: ruclips.net/video/u-VYOHC6DFQ/видео.html Part 2 here: ruclips.net/video/ad3MUzeYyQQ/видео.html

They can from planet Vulgar.

they ruptured the event horizon? I don't remember that episode. how tf does that work? it is the point where the gravity well gets too steep for anything to escape, not some kind of energy bubble. they either cant get out because they can never go fast enough or warp drive makes it a non-issue, surely?

"Holy Shit" is among the worst and most overused terms in this generation, I am so sick of hearing zoomers use it the entire time

He sounds like Venom in this.

I know, after 5 live action Star Trek series, TOS, TNG, DS9, Voy, ENT, spanning over decades, let's start swearing and cursing in every episode, said some absolute moron, who had never understood how to write Star Trek dialog, or watched. Discovery is a SHIT show. Sorry, didn't meant to swear.

Star Trek 101: No modern trendy language, gratuitous swearing or breaking the fourth wall. Instead we get, "No presh", "Dipshit from Chicago", the f-bomb and Lower Decks. Thanks Major Grin. I was looking forward to this one. I thought it would be longer, though.

I don't mind casual swearing in Star Trek, but the F bomb really made me go "ewwww'. Don't get me wrong, I swear like a sailor and I like my shows to do the same, but with ST it felt really out of place.

Wow, New Trek people are just as ugly as the language they use.

Well it shows a hell of a lot of fraking disrespect for the Star Trek franchise dammit! As many times as Kirk or Picard was getting toucherd the never once said Fu#k!

Wrath of Khan and Wrath of Locarno. What a good mix.

Thank you OP, after watching this compilation I feel empowered to never spend a cent on this garbage, I will stunningly not bother to even bootleg this sh t, I will bravely rewatch t pre woke startrek as this crap is unrecognizable, the people who make this know their garbage would never stand on its own merit so they have to twist and spoil established franchises to even be noticed slightly, woke turns everything ro sh t 🤷‍♂️

Funny how back then it seemed to show a powerful message of inclusivity in a meaningful way compared to now… but even now inclusivity is pushed too hard to the point that it’s starting to annoy people

“What kind of sh!t storm are we flying into?” Uh, ya, that’s called STD.

this character was fucking embarrassing